Oh the humor that comes from letters to the editor

Sooooo angry!

One of our columnists here in a small Georgia town (a majority Republican) enjoys tearing up the Republican side of our U.S. political world. Opening nearly a dozen letters to the editor, I’ve come to find some of the angriest hill-jacks around and it’s a great way to start the day. I’m also pretty sure the columnist enjoys the hate mail, I sure would as a majority of the comments are rather nonconstructive and humorous. What am I talkin about! read them for yourselves and the column is below it all as well.

[I would also like to state personally I have no comment on any of this. The letters were just to funny to let pass.]

I’ll keep all the obviously fake names and the real ones as initials. Just because we don’t publish them in our paper doesn’t mean it prevents me from putting them here 🙂 People should think a bit more before they speak.

Raster Farian: “Proof that idiots become journalist….”

R.E.: “That Babb Taylor chick is as about as dumb as a sack a rocks. I cant wait for The Chosen One. The Messiah The ANTICHRIST makes retaRDS LIKE HER SUCK HIS TOES AND KISS HIS BUTT!!!!!!!! And you can send this to him so he can send his minions to my house THEY WILL GO HOME IN BODY BAGS!!!!!!!“

G.C.: “This is in response to J. B. Taylor’s comment regarding Obama. Ms. Taylor, FDR didn’t take us out of recession. He prolonged it. This is the same thing that Obama will do. Oh, by the way, it was the Dims that caused this mortgage crisis.”

M.A.: “Must we be stuck with the insipid comments of jeannie. First of all, whose is she anyway? And why does her opinion count for anything at all. If you can’t have responsible people writing for you, why don’t you just shut down your newspaper and let the rest of us get some people from the ramblings of Obama Messiah Lovers. MAA”

N/A: “the mess that Bush has made” Well, if it isn’t the typical blame Bush for everything, and take no responsibility pile of crap. One would think, from reading this screed of lies, that the democrats never voted or initiated one single piece of legislature for the last 30 years. Don’t bother to place the blame on the shoulders it belongs on. Ever hear of Chris Dodd and Barney Frank? How about Pelosi and Reid? Anything ring a bell besides “Bush bad”. Perhaps Ms. Taylor will find some free government provided mental health for her BDS from the Obama administration. Pulling her nose out of Obama’s buttcrack may give her enough fresh air to survive until then.”

N/A: “I give you 6 months to be eating your words,woman.Why do you still have a job, when so many who are brighter and far better writers do not? Who you boinkin? Never mind, all will come out-in the end.“

B.D.: “I just wish I could undue the wasted last 5 minutes of stupid article I just read.”

P.B.: “I hope and pray Jennie Babb Taylor gets everything she deserves for voting for the Kenyan Canard.”

J.W.: “Are there actually journalism schools that teach people to write such totally idiotic crap such as “Undoing Eight Years of Stupid” or is this something you have to learn on your own. If you paid any tuition to such a school you need to demand a full refund.”

This next section came off a Web site that borrows are articles:

Comments: I’m sad to say, this article is from my local paper. Thankfully, however, people like this author are still in the minority here in north Georgia.

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Reply 1 – Posted by: Crasher, 12/18/2008 8:16:59 PM After 8 years of smart the loons are in charge again….total hit piece against the best President since Bush 41.

Reply 2 – Posted by: Devil Air, 12/18/2008 8:19:21 PM The dems HAVE BEEN in charge of the country’s pocket book for the last two years and they have managed to make the Grand Republic a Banana Republic. Now with the presidentcy as well – I moving all the assets I can out of this country.

Reply 3 – Posted by: red1066, 12/18/2008 8:24:50 PM Small minds just don’t understand grown ups. Here is the original Column:I’m only putting the first paragraph, you can go to the Web address below it to read the rest. Sorry but I can not post the entire column directly on here. Jeannie Babb Taylor: Undoing eight years of stupid On election night, hope was palpable. A sort of jittery excitement filled the air at the Catoosa Democratic Headquarters in Ringgold, Ga. A year ago, the local party was lucky to have 20 people at a breakfast meeting. Now, giddy Obama supporters edged past each other in the crowded banquet hall, sharing smiles and ogling the vast array of T-shirts and buttons. “Your grandparents were right,” read one sticker, “Vote Democratic.” http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?pnpID=724&NewsID=940447&CategoryID=16783&show=localnews&om=1

The spread of lies and propaganda never works

While browsing our favorite addiction, quite obviously there will be a large stir and buzz of information towards the ever so close presidential elections on Nov. 4.

Groups for both parties blatantly bashing and spreading lies may be all over the internet, but when you are and hopefully most of our readers have chosen who they will vote for see things like this, there is a good chance that it would become offensive, annoying and just an out right plea to have their candidate to be more so disliked.

This being said, yes, Play This’ view towards the candidates is leaning towards Barak Obama. As a whole we are independent, as we feel no party fully is defined by their candidate any longer, which in turn means no party represents us. We are not Democratic, we are most definitely not Liberals (You realize this is the third party right? Not a part of Democrats or Republicans.. Well sadly enough Democrats and many newspapers are being labeled as such like it was a negative term).

This group entitled: “I hate the New York Times and their liberal propaganda,” is just one of nearly hundreds of bogus groups of fools who spread lies to one another. Luckily the New York Times, you know that tiny newspaper? naaah probably haven’t heard of it. The NYT has some of the most well known opinion columnists in the world, only people comparable in news is that of the BBC.

To say this newspaper, as a result of one opinion piece, or even several columnists all in agreement feel that McCain/Palin are foolish or making bad choices in their campaign and writing columns about it does not in any way shape or form make them liberal. This does not even make them Democrats! These columnists are basically our modern day bloggers, but with high levels of education and a laundry list of experience to be writing on these topics.

“If you are tired of the liberal media bashing our country and ruining America with their extremist bitching, you belong in this group. The New York Times is made up of self important “writers” who try to fool us into thinking their publication is a newspaper of record. It’s unacceptable for an American newspaper to sympathize with terrorists like the Palestinians while giving OUR troops the shaft.
Congratulations, New York Times, for being one of the least credible and most biased “news sources” in the country.
Keep it real Israel”

The previous came from the statement of that group. It’s simple to stereotype and generalize a group when one person associated with that group has done wrong, but how screwed would white people be if we all did this? (I’m white, if you can’t figure out what that means you have bigger issues).

Long story short, as we have stated before, the ignorant most likely will be to lazy to vote. At least we have to tell ourselves this because if McCain becomes president and falls to ill to continue (he is 72 people), we will have a President Palin and there is no way the U.S. can take another beating like Bush gave us.