What you will be missing..

EvO will be leaving the small hilljack town this Friday for the big city again … so for one last taste of that amusing hilljack speak… here you go!

i hope he is ok but this was not because he is the chif of the fire deparment i know all the people the work at the old fire deparment and the never have any problems like this maybe need to ask the chif if he have his life free of lies of he go to his live lien to everyone the he talks i dont agree with what happen is no rigth to do this if someone needs to said somenthing to the chif he or her need to talk faces to faces to him the dont need to do all this mess and take the good name of the CATOOSA COUNTY FIRE DEPARMEN thru the mood is no fear for all the good people the work all this time for the old fire deparment GOD BLESS ALL THE PEOPLE THE WORK SO HARD THRU THE YEARS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE OF CATOOSA COUNTY I HOPE NOW IS BETTER THEN BEFORE THIS PEOPLE WORK NO FOR MONEY THE WORK BECAUSE THE LOVE THE FIRE DEPARMENT THE ALLWAYS PUT THER LIFE IN THE LINE FOR NOTING LOOK THRU OLD NEWS PAPER AND SEE FOR THER SELFS THIS PEOPLE NEVER HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AND ALWAYS THE TRUE YOU WILL FIND LOVE TO THE CATOOSA COUNTY FIRE DEPARMENT

Reading stuff like this makes me want to gouge my eye out. Now just ponder this notion, an entire town of people speaking just like this. Mind boggling.

BONUS! We recieved another one today:

My son was released from the Catoosa County Jail after serving a couple of months for being behind on his child support payments. On the day of his release, he was taken to the jail lobby with nothing but the clothes on his back. He asked to use the phone to call someone to come and get him, and was told that theirs was a business phone and he would have to use the payphone on the wall. He did not have ANY money at all, though he had money in his account at the jail. He had to make a collect call which I accepted. The bottom line is that today I got a bill from Legacy Billing Services for $17.49 for a one minute call. Can you believe it? $17.49 for a one minute collect call. I think it is ridiculous that Catoosa County Jail/Sheriff cannot allow released inmates a single call in cases like this.

The adventures of EvO in hilljacksville

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A new short story about a person oddly enough named EvO will be published on here in a few weeks. Strangely at the same time that this EvO will be quiting his job.

A tale of why you should be careful when accepting your first job and to new and aspiring journalists everywhere to quickly change your planned road for something better.

Be prepared as I may very well be lynched for it, but it’s all for the humor to our readers right?

p.s.

Play This is moving to Atlanta area! More beer and wine tastings and reviews to come in April.

-EvO